i'm my own weird.

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

(via lolthefunniest)

arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

He’s called Cap’n Crunch because of his crippling osteoporosis you insensitive fuck. Brittle bones grinding and cracking every step he takes yeah that’s real funny

(via sometimelow)

overaaalls:

when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings

(Source: battasenpai, via sometimelow)

frowl:

i am three years behind in my math homework

(via sometimelow)

andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

(via sometimelow)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via sometimelow)

oreomalik:

I would like to thank not only Liam Payne but god because

jesus fucking christ Liam

(via sometimelow)

theyellowbrickroad:

*likes ur post* *unfollows u*

(via sometimelow)

rhydonmyhardon:

oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion 

(via sometimelow)

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

(via sometimelow)